25 hilarische hipstergrappen
Een dag geen Starbucks-koffie vastgelegd op Instagram is een dag niet geleefd. Mainstream is de grootste zonde in de hipsterwereld en daarom drinken ze hun organische koffie nog voor het koel is. Au. Tja, het leven van hipster gaat niet over rozen… Kun je er maar beter grappen over maken.
Why did the hipster burned his mouth?
Because he drank his Starbucks before it was cool.
How does a hipster cut his lawn?
He makes the grass feel emo so it will cut itself.
What happens when a hipster falls?
They Tumblr.
Who was the first hipster?
You've probably never heard of him.
Why did the hipster drown?
He went ice skating before it was cool.
How do you know if someone is a true hipster or not?
Wait until they tell you their not, then you know they are.
I farted in a room of hipsters and I watched them fight each other over who heard it first.
How many hipsters does it take to flush a toilet?
You can’t touch that toilet, it’s art.
How much does a hipster weigh?
One Instagram.
Why does the hipster only listen to dead musicians?
He knows they’ll always be underground.
Why do hipsters only use the microwave?
They don’t like conventional ovens.
What do you get when you combine a Starbucks and Yoga class?
I don’t know, but there’s probably a hipster close by.
If a hipster does something, but doesn't instagram it, did it really happen?
Hipsters are doing the Water Bucket challenge.
It's the Ice Bucket challenge, but before it was cool.
I had the iPhone 6 Plus before it was cool.
It was called the iPad Mini.
Why did the hipster get mistaken for Santa Claus?
Because he had a beard and listened to sleigh bells.
Hipsters…
… do you get angry once you realise there are other hipsters?
Why are hipsters so thin?
Because they have skinny jeans, euhm, genes.
Hipster problem #76
Want to participate in Movember, but already has a beard.
How do you drown a hipster?
In the mainstream.
A tree falls in the forest, nobody hears it.
Hipsters buys the soundtrack.
My poetry brings all the hipsters to the yard and they're like: "How Avant-garde".
Why do hipsters love ice?
Because ice was water before it was cool.
Why do hipsters love using the subway?
Because it's underground.
What was the hipster doing at the computer?
Looking in the recycling bin for something retro.
What came first: the hipster or the mainstream?
Maak ons blij: heb jij nog een leuke hipstergrap?
